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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Baseball was in the air when the Observers met on the balmy day that preceded the dreary weekend. With the major-league season a month away, fans had something besides spring training to focus on: the second World Baseball Classic, aimed at building the sport’s international appeal. The Observers have global...
Wednesday, Oct. 15, 2008

The Fairly Detached Observers

The Observers took a week off from baseball to prepare for a "look back, look forward" analysis of the Brewers that will run next week. But there was plenty of football to talk about. Frank: Boy, the state owes Aaron Rodgers one. After three straight Packer losses, his big second half in Seattle had everyone breathing more easily.
Thursday, Sept. 25, 2008

The Fairly Detached Observers

The Brewers, in a must-win situation every day, did local fans a double favor Sunday. They finally won in Cincinnati, and did it so easily that folks could switch channels and enjoy watching the Chicago Bears lose in overtime. Artie: So, Frank, it’s our first official get-together since the Brewers’ managerial regime...
Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2008
I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, I got tell you that right about now I’m feeling abso-focking-lutely low, down in the dumper, due to the kick of a steel-toed boot the voters delivered to my presidential privates courtesy of the Dairyland primary we had around here last Tuesday. Remember?
Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2008
I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, I was watching that Grammy music show the other night and I got to ask that if any of you’s got the phone number for Tina Turner’s plastic surgeon, please get in touch with me why don’t you.
Wednesday, Jan. 16, 2008
I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, I got a couple, three things on my platter that’ll keep me from whipping out a full-blown essay for you’s once again this week.
Wednesday, Dec. 12, 2007

ART KUMBALEK

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? Listen, I’m still on special reporter assignment to research the whereabouts of the future, so I’m short on the wherewithal to pony up an essay for you’s this week.
Wednesday, Dec. 5, 2007

Still Waiting

’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, sorry to say I can’t dish out a fully blown essay for you’s this week, on account of because I’ve been called away on assignment, what the fock.
Thursday, Nov. 22, 2007
I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So yeah yeah, it’s that time of year: tradition. And as I try to conjure up something, anything, that I can be thankful for, it’s tradition that the only thing I can think of is that I’ve never had to hear myself say in a court of law, “But your honor, she said she was 18, I swear.”

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