If these two ever had a child together, I'd want to be the adoptive father. Brewers' superstar recently shot a commercial for a Remington hair-care product in Brookfield with supermodel Marisa Miller. The set: the baseball field behind Brookfield East High School. The stars: Braun and Miller. What's it like to be approached for a television commercial, especially with all the ribbing that goes on among players? "There's been a little jealousy," Braun joked in the clubhouse recently, "It was a good time."

The Milwaukee Brewers continue their four-game series against the San Diego Padres tonight with a 7:05 p.m. game at Miller Park.

The San Diego Padres are in town, and they begin their series against the Milwaukee Brewers tonight with a 7:05 p.m. game at Miller Park.

The Milwaukee Brewers wrap up their series against the New York Mets this afternoon with a 1:05 p.m. game at Miller Park.

The Milwaukee Brewers continue their series against the New York Mets tonight with a 7:05 p.m. game at Miller Park.

Just in time for the holiday, the Milwaukee Brewers return home today for a 1:05 p.m. game against the New York Mets at Miller Park.

The Milwaukee Brewers take on the Pittsburgh Pirates this afternoon at a 1:05 p.m. game at Miller Park.

Yaaarrrr! The Milwaukee Brewers continue their series against the Pittsburgh Pirates this evening with a 6:05 p.m. game at Miller Park.

Yarrrrrr! Tonight the Milwaukee Brewers hope to make the Pittsburgh Pirates walk the plank when they face off at a 7:05 p.m. Miller Park game.

It's been estimated 30 foul balls are popped into the stands on an average each Major League game. Behind the screen jobs, hooking blasts to left, slicing balls into the upper deck in right field, lasers above the dugout. Doesn't matter how they get there, it's a souvenir for the crowd. Once a ball is launched into foul territory, it's a balls-out war. Elbows start flying, big belly's move into strategic vantage points, beers are spilled, children are left to fend for themselves. Grown men . . .