During the halcyon 1990s, we labeled annual congressional temper
tantrums for what they were: standard, if boring, budget impasses. Now, though,
in a hilariously non-ironic flail for ratings, news outlets have taken Nigel
In April, police in Copley Township, Ohio, were called to a restaurant where Erik Salmons, 39, was allegedly intoxicated and annoying customers. Officers declined to arrest him but did insist that he leave his truck in the parking lot and call someone for a ride home. Salmons complied; however, at home, Salmons decided that...