This story is from the New York Times and covers my "favorite" former Brewer Matt Wise and his proclivity for being a putz. The best line?“I should know better than to get into a fight with salad tongs,” said Wise, who says he is not a klutz so much as he is unlucky. “You always lose those.”Matt. You're a klutz. Deal with it. Embrace it. You have at least 3 highly publicized idiotic injuri...

Matt wise is gone! December 11, 2007 | 09:40 PM Matt Wise was "designated" for assignment today which was done to clear a roster spot for Eric Gagne. He will be "non-tender" after 10 days and will for all intents and purposes, be released. My dislike of Matt Wise has been well documented on this blog, so I'm certainly not sad to see him go. But I have to feel a little bad for him today. You kno...