I’d told my wife about this wedding a friend of mine was having at the Alchemist this weekend. Evidently the wdding will be performed by Clownvis. “Clownvis?” She said. “Clownvis.” I said. “Excuse me, I though you said Clownvis…like a clown Elvis?” “Yes. It’s a clown Elvis.” “Sounds creepy,” she said. Okay, so maybe to the wrong person, Clownvis Presley, the King of C...

From the Bad Ideas Department: Giving the least likable man in music his own television show. Time reports that it's close to a done deal. Let's hope that it fares about as well as Rosie O'Donnell's variety show....