I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? And yes, I hear we got Father's Day coming up June 19 and I'll tell you's, with the bad rap fathers have got in the press and on the TV for far too long, I'm surprised the day is celebrated at all. Cripes, why don't they just go ahead and change...

I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, to my buddy Mike Pf. down there in Ray-cine and to the rest of you's, no regular essay this week. I'm on my way to meet up with my gang over by the Uptowner tavern/charm school majestically crammed onto the corner of wistfully...

I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, sorry to say I'm not able to squeeze out a lucid loaf of essay for you's this week. Instead I've got to assess whether or not I got the bile in my belly so as to throw up my hat into the ring to be your next U.S. senator from the great state of...

I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, seems Brew Town had its Doomsday early Tuesday morn when promotional Bernie Brewer lawn gnomes placed in county parks were all scooped up prematurely by nimble hoarders before little kids and grandmas dawdled their asses...

I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? And yes, I may be thinking of throwing up my hat into the ring-ka-ching-ka-ching to be your junior senator from America's Derriere-land. And yes, I may be available to be your institute of some-kind-of learning's commencement...

I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So yeah, great news that Osama bin Hidin' has been recalled. OK, many so-called Americans won't believe it 'til D. Trompe-l'iar forces the reveal of the full death certificate. I happen to believe that O'Sammy is now in a better place, even if that...

I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I don't have the time to whip out a regular essay for you's this week. International Workers' Day is right around the corner, and me and the fellas decided we better get together and toast the day before the goddamn Republicans make...

I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I tossed Bob Dylan's recent concert in China, along with U.S. Reprehensitive Paul Ryan's bullshit budget proposal for flushing Joe Blow's health care and Medicare down the...