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Friday, Oct. 5, 2012
 I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh man manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, the other day I was wont to flip the page of my kitchen-wall calendar (Strumpets of the South Seas) ’cause that’s the kind of guy I strive to...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Sept. 20, 2012
I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh man manischewitz what a world, ain’a? Hey, I’ll bet you a buck two-eighty that with election time about six weeks hence, these Republicans are scared Mitt-less that with each passing...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, Aug. 17, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh man manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I'm here struggling with what to say about a silver-spooned guy from America's Dairyland getting tagged to be the No. 2 on the presidential ticket belonging...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, July 27, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh man manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, the heat's got me hog-tied (and not in a good way) and I've had it with whipping out yet another bullshit essay. So I'm off to cool-out over by the Uptowner tavern/charm...
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I don't have much time on my hands to whip out an essay this week 'cause I've got a boatload of phone calls to...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, June 22, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh man manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I don't want to say this heat's getting to me, but yesterday afternoon I found myself wearing nothing but a dinky loincloth whilst speaking some kind of click...
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh man manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, sorry to say I can't dish out a fully blown essay for you's this week, on account of because I've been called away on assignment, what the fock...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, June 8, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh man manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, it's Tuesday, June 5, for me and I just got back from voting the recall and boy-oh is my franchise tired, I tell you...