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Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, Nov. 6, 2013
 I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh man manischewitz what a world, ain’a? Listen, I’ve got me a bad case of deep-dark despair but good what with Aaron Rodgers’ cracked clavicle and the Packer
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, Oct. 30, 2013
 I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, besides the fact that I’m down with this big, bad honking cold that I swear could turn into pneu-focking-monia at the drop of a snotrag, I’m not feeling
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, Oct. 9, 2013
 I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, I’m smack-dab stuck in the middle of a family dental emergency over here, so I got myself about fifteen focking minutes to rattle off whatever comes off the top of my head, I kid you no
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Sept. 26, 2013
 I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, I live Downtown and I haven’t had a nearly copacetic night’s sleep since late spring on account of all the goddamn seagulls we got down here squawking their asses off morning, noon and night, what the fock
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Sept. 19, 2013
 I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So kemosabes, how ’bout that near-massacre of the football team belonging to our nation’s capital called the “Redskins,” delivered last Sunday by America’s Team, our beloved Green Bay Packers? You betcha
Art for Art's Sake
Tuesday, Sept. 10, 2013
 I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So, this brouhaha about maybe bombing the bejesus out of the Syrian Arab Republic, I think I heard that of all our so-called allies, focking France is right there with U.S. if we decide to take some action and roll destiny’s dice, god bless America
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, Sept. 4, 2013
 I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So another Labor Day has come and gone—a day I spent in celebration of the American workingman by sitting on my ass in some clown’s backyard doing nothing except drink somebody else’s beer, what the fock
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, Aug. 28, 2013
 I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? And for christ sakes, right there in the title to this week’s supposed essay I stepped on the punchline to the introductory joke I chose to whip out in salutations to those afflicted with this motorcycle mania we got going around Our Town anywhere and

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