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Thursday, May 5, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So yeah, great news that Osama bin Hidin' has been recalled. OK, many so-called Americans won't believe it 'til D. Trompe-l'iar forces the reveal of the full death certificate. I happen to believe that O'Sammy is now in a better place, even if that...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, April 28, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I don't have the time to whip out a regular essay for you's this week. International Workers' Day is right around the corner, and me and the fellas decided we better get together and toast the day before the goddamn Republicans make...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, April 15, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I tossed Bob Dylan's recent concert in China, along with U.S. Reprehensitive Paul Ryan's bullshit budget proposal for flushing Joe Blow's health care and Medicare down the...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, April 8, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So let me make one thing perfectly clear, I was thrilled to hear that the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum has opened a Watergate Gallery, you betcha. Seems though that the...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Listen, before I launch into the regular part of my essay, my heart goes out to those of you's who, like me, in the hopes of winning a buck two-eighty have pissed away valuable company time whilst dicking around on the job with those NCAA basketball brackets for the winners of this year's flabbergastingly
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, March 17, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? Yeah yeah, the March madness with another St. focking Patty's Day to drive each and every mature drinkingman from his favorite bar stool for the duration of Thursday, March 17, to be replaced by a teeming horde of youthful O'Knobshines...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, March 10, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So here we go again, that I tell you's I seriously considered that the enjoyment of our weekly intercourse would be interrupted until after Easter on account of me giving up writing my usual essay for the Lenten season, boo-hoo...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Feb. 17, 2011
I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, I got one hot tip for you’s who may be still steamed by having to cool your heels in long lines whenever you go to vote once every four years during a November battle of presidents...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Feb. 10, 2011
I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen: GO PACK, GO! You betcha. Yes, I know that there were some knobshines around here who were fed up with all the “hype” and “over-coverage” about our Green and Gold good guys’ quest to bring the Lombardi Trophy back...
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, Jan. 19, 2011
I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, no hard-provoking, thought-throbbing essay on the schmutz of our times this week, no sir. I am otherwise occupied if not...