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Thursday, June 23, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, turns out I'm a little short on time to whip out a big-time essay on account of the fact that the Pick 'n Save grocery stores launched a Monopoly game hullabaloo with practically $3 million in prizes, and I aim to nab every single dollar...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, June 16, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? And yes, I hear we got Father's Day coming up June 19 and I'll tell you's, with the bad rap fathers have got in the press and on the TV for far too long, I'm surprised the day is celebrated at all. Cripes, why don't they just go ahead and change...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, June 9, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, to my buddy Mike Pf. down there in Ray-cine and to the rest of you's, no regular essay this week. I'm on my way to meet up with my gang over by the Uptowner tavern/charm school majestically crammed onto the corner of wistfully...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, June 2, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, sorry to say I'm not able to squeeze out a lucid loaf of essay for you's this week. Instead I've got to assess whether or not I got the bile in my belly so as to throw up my hat into the ring to be your next U.S. senator from the great state of...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, May 27, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, seems Brew Town had its Doomsday early Tuesday morn when promotional Bernie Brewer lawn gnomes placed in county parks were all scooped up prematurely by nimble hoarders before little kids and grandmas dawdled their asses...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, May 19, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? And yes, I may be thinking of throwing up my hat into the ring-ka-ching-ka-ching to be your junior senator from America's Derriere-land. And yes, I may be available to be your institute of some-kind-of learning's commencement...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, May 5, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So yeah, great news that Osama bin Hidin' has been recalled. OK, many so-called Americans won't believe it 'til D. Trompe-l'iar forces the reveal of the full death certificate. I happen to believe that O'Sammy is now in a better place, even if that...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, April 28, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I don't have the time to whip out a regular essay for you's this week. International Workers' Day is right around the corner, and me and the fellas decided we better get together and toast the day before the goddamn Republicans make...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, April 15, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I tossed Bob Dylan's recent concert in China, along with U.S. Reprehensitive Paul Ryan's bullshit budget proposal for flushing Joe Blow's health care and Medicare down the...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, April 8, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So let me make one thing perfectly clear, I was thrilled to hear that the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum has opened a Watergate Gallery, you betcha. Seems though that the...

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