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Thursday, Aug. 25, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So here we are, smack-dab amidst the Dog Days—or diēs caniculārēs as they would say in the ancient country of Latin before it sank to the bottom of the sea. Yes sir, it's those days this time of year “marked...
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? Listen, got to skip the essay and meet up with the fellas to make our Irish Fest plans, so I'm on my way over by the Uptowner tavern/charm school where the guys to be sure are already gathered to dilly-dally the...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Aug. 11, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? Listen, it's come to my attention that my mustard may not be every Tom, Dick and Dickless's cup of tea. Can you believe it? I imagine there are those who would fall to their knees to be praising the Lord...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Aug. 4, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, can't pony up much of a chock-jammed essay for you's this week on account of having to meet the fellas up over by the Uptowner tavern/charm school, so's we can make our plans for getting...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, July 21, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? Can't slap together much of an essay for you's this week on account of because I'm expecting the guys at my door any second now in order to haul my sorry ass Up North past by Hayward there for another Valhalla week at my buddy Ernie's brother-in-law's ramshackle cabin/cold-water coop...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, July 14, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So, sorry to say I'm a little too busy to whip out a hellzapoppin' fully blown essay for you's this week. Right here, right now, I'm wrapped up in a pet project of mine, which is to try to get those-in-charge to replace the singing of “God Bless America” at our sporting events with a catchy tune...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, June 30, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So about this hoopla hubbub with Fox News' Chris Wallace asking Michele Bachmann this: “Are you a flake?” You got to be jerking my beefaroni. Let's be fair and balanced. A flake? Focking-A. She's the whole goddamn 20/30-inch...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, June 23, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, turns out I'm a little short on time to whip out a big-time essay on account of the fact that the Pick 'n Save grocery stores launched a Monopoly game hullabaloo with practically $3 million in prizes, and I aim to nab every single dollar...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, June 16, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? And yes, I hear we got Father's Day coming up June 19 and I'll tell you's, with the bad rap fathers have got in the press and on the TV for far too long, I'm surprised the day is celebrated at all. Cripes, why don't they just go ahead and change...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, June 9, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, to my buddy Mike Pf. down there in Ray-cine and to the rest of you's, no regular essay this week. I'm on my way to meet up with my gang over by the Uptowner tavern/charm school majestically crammed onto the corner of wistfully...