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Thursday, Sept. 29, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? And speaking of voter fraud, “here's a newsy bit to help you start your day,” as the late, great Alex Thien of the old Milwaukee Sentinel would say—this from one of those places...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Sept. 15, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, as right-wing cracker-jackanape jackboots goose-step toward 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, I've decided it would be more patriotic of me to forgo whipping out...
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, Aug. 31, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I hear we got another Labor Day coming up, the holiday when we honor the workingman by pissing the day away drinking beer in the backyard or a park somewheres. Yes sir, the last extended weekend...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Aug. 25, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So here we are, smack-dab amidst the Dog Days—or diēs caniculārēs as they would say in the ancient country of Latin before it sank to the bottom of the sea. Yes sir, it's those days this time of year “marked...
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? Listen, got to skip the essay and meet up with the fellas to make our Irish Fest plans, so I'm on my way over by the Uptowner tavern/charm school where the guys to be sure are already gathered to dilly-dally the...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Aug. 11, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? Listen, it's come to my attention that my mustard may not be every Tom, Dick and Dickless's cup of tea. Can you believe it? I imagine there are those who would fall to their knees to be praising the Lord...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Aug. 4, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, can't pony up much of a chock-jammed essay for you's this week on account of having to meet the fellas up over by the Uptowner tavern/charm school, so's we can make our plans for getting...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, July 21, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? Can't slap together much of an essay for you's this week on account of because I'm expecting the guys at my door any second now in order to haul my sorry ass Up North past by Hayward there for another Valhalla week at my buddy Ernie's brother-in-law's ramshackle cabin/cold-water coop...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, July 14, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So, sorry to say I'm a little too busy to whip out a hellzapoppin' fully blown essay for you's this week. Right here, right now, I'm wrapped up in a pet project of mine, which is to try to get those-in-charge to replace the singing of “God Bless America” at our sporting events with a catchy tune...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, June 30, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So about this hoopla hubbub with Fox News' Chris Wallace asking Michele Bachmann this: “Are you a flake?” You got to be jerking my beefaroni. Let's be fair and balanced. A flake? Focking-A. She's the whole goddamn 20/30-inch...

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