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Thursday, Jan. 26, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, can't deliver the palaver this week on how the brainwashed Tea Party/Republican uber-faithful constitute a zombie horde hell-bent on devouring truth, justice and the...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Jan. 19, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, crushed I am by the flushing of our Packers season down the turd bowl by a focking bunch of New Yorkers, and some knob says to me, “Hey Artie, writing those essays...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, Jan. 13, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, since this new year 2012 so far has been abso-focking-lutely nothing to write home about, I'm putting the kibosh on whipping out an essay for you's this week...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, Jan. 6, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, this newspaper is celebrating its 30th-anniversary year; and me, myself, is toasting his own 25 years of whipping out these essays like a fry cook at your favorite greasy...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Dec. 29, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So how was my merry focking Christmas? No, Santa—fat moralistic fock that he is—did not deliver the bevy of Vegas showgirls I requested; but thanks for asking...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Dec. 8, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So let me ask you this: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb? For some of us, the answer is: “Depends on what kind of insurance you have.” But for millions and...
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, Nov. 23, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I got to tell you's I'm a tad torn about what kind of essay I ought to slap together here, this being the Thanksgiving week. Naturally, I feel like blowing the whole damn thing...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Nov. 17, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I hear Stephen King's got a new book out, 11/22/63, about some guy who goes back in time to stop the President Kennedy assassination. Yeah yeah, Friday, Nov. 22...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Nov. 10, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, another Daylight-Saving Time fall back/extra hour day has come and gone and it's left me feeling a whole bunch down and blue in deep despair, what the fock...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Nov. 3, 2011
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, now that every Badger Tom, Dick and Dickless jackass clown can pack a piece dang near anywhere he or she cares to as of 12 a.m. last Tuesday, I sure as hell feel...

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