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Thursday, March 22, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? Listen, as Lorena Bobbitt said to husband John some years ago, “We got to cut this short,” so do I got to cut this essay off at the bee's knee, or thereabouts. And I'll tell you why...
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, as a guy of Polish plus who-knows-what-the-fock heritage, you won't catch me blowing my party horn this time of the year, here in the throes of...
Art for Art's Sake
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, here toward the tail end of my gala 25th anniversary year with one newspaper, all I got to say is I can't believe it's the merry month of March already, I kid you not...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, March 1, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I hope your Lenten season got off to a hell of a lot smoother start than mine own did. I tell you, a week ago Wednesday night it dawned on me: “Hey nitwit, it's been Ash...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Feb. 23, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So, here we be at the starting line of another Lenten season, for christ sakes. And me, lapsed Roman Catholic—big-time, ever since years ago the priests forgot their Latin and all of a...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Feb. 9, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? Hey, it's damn near Valentine's Day, which to me means only one thing: Presidents' Day is right around the corner. So it's high time for me and the guys to rendezvous pronto...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, Feb. 3, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, I don't have much time to whip out an essay for you's this week on account I got to go meet up with my crew over by the Uptowner tavern/charm school on Hysteric Center...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Jan. 26, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, can't deliver the palaver this week on how the brainwashed Tea Party/Republican uber-faithful constitute a zombie horde hell-bent on devouring truth, justice and the...
Art for Art's Sake
Thursday, Jan. 19, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, crushed I am by the flushing of our Packers season down the turd bowl by a focking bunch of New Yorkers, and some knob says to me, “Hey Artie, writing those essays...
Art for Art's Sake
Friday, Jan. 13, 2012
I'm Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain'a? So listen, since this new year 2012 so far has been abso-focking-lutely nothing to write home about, I'm putting the kibosh on whipping out an essay for you's this week...