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I've undergone chemo on and off for years. Every time my hair is starting to fall out I ask unsuspecting people to itch my head as my hands are full. Lots of hair falls out at the first slightest touch...
My ex used to pressure me to find a guy for us to have a threesome with – after we broke up I told her the only guy I would have considered was my fathe...
 I am proud of myself for making it through 2013 without having a complete emotional breakdown…hopefully I will be able to say the same about 2014....
I'm considering committing a crime so I can go to jail and escape my problems. I've prosecuted crime for over a decade…...
I lied to everyone about my Thanksgiving plans. I said I was going out of town to be with my family but the truth is, I sat home alone with a frozen pizza....
 Service is so poor these days.  Today I was in the men’s room at a restaurant that has one of those oh, so authoritarian signs on the door instructing, "Employees must wash hands after using the restroom."  Well, I waited for over 15 minutes, but nobody showed up.  So, I just...
I'd rather be a "complete f**kin idiot", than a liberal, I win...p.s. watch your meter!!!...
 To the parking checker who hates liberals: You're a complete f**king idiot. No wonder the U.S.'s attitude is liberals vs. conservatives----people like you can't coexist, so you attack, like a bully....
I'm a parking checker downtown & I go out of my way to ticket lefty cars, because I refuse to "coexist"!...
I want to be with a woman so badly that I think about it constantly. The problem is that I'm a "straight" woman who's afraid to cross over. I'm soooo longing ...