Adult videos have long been a role model to which our politicians should aspire: tight budgets, loads of transparency, hands-on diplomacy and an unfailing ability to give the people what they want. Oh, sure, former veep Cheney continues to provide a few laughs by acting like a huge boob, but not even a double-talking Dick can match the entertainment value at Super Video. Political elections can take a back seat, because the real vote is in: When it comes to finding the top selection of adult novelties and videos, Super Video is Milwaukee’s best.

Super Video
9800 W. Greenfield Ave.
414-258-3950

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