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Confessions: Dec. 5

Dec. 2, 2013
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  • I lied to everyone about my Thanksgiving plans.  I said I was going out of town to be with my family but the truth is, I sat home alone with a frozen pizza.
  • I fricken hate the holidays! If one more family member asks me why I don’t have a girlfriend I might snap!
  • My children have several food allergies, so whenever I get a really delicious dessert that I don’t want to share I tell them that it contains something they are allergic too. Oops!
  • I think all the special holiday drinks at Starbucks taste exactly the same but I always order the most complicated one so people are impressed by me.
  • My sister has decided to force vegetarianism on her whole family ,so when I get alone time with my nephew I encourage him to tell his mommy that he wants to be a butcher when he grows up.
  • I wish I could tell my co-worker’s wife that there is nothing going on between us. He just asks for a woman’s perspective on how he can be better to you and I am there to help. Please stop hating me.
  • I'm considering committing a crime so I can go to jail and escape my problems. I've prosecuted crime for over a decade
  • I'm a guy but I like to tell people I have childbearing hips to see their reactions. Hahaha!
  • I have a phobia of coins. The way they feel, look, sound & smell.  I haven't touched one for 15 years
  • At some of my lowest points I always stop and remind myself, "you aren't being punished, you just haven't been rewarded yet.
  • I no longer investigate my birth-mother's identity. I stopped wondering what if. I'm just happy to be me!
  • Using my electronics during take-off & landing will never be as fun now that I don't have to hide it from the flight attendants

 

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