If
you’re anything like me, you know of Iron
Man from the Black Sabbath song, not the Vietnam-era comic book that
inspired it. But out in the hinterlands of fandom, Iron Man remained a popular Marvel superhero, even if Hollywood never lifted
him from pulp pages to the big screen. It wasn’t for lack of interest. The
one-man panzer division moved from studio to studio, attracting and repelling
actors and directors. After more than 10 years in development, Iron Man has finally arrived, with
Robert Downey Jr. in the title role and director Jon Favreau (Elf) behind the viewfinder.
Downey looks comfortable as Tony Stark, smart-alecky heir to Stark
Industries, America’s
leading weapons-maker. We meet him in a Humvee racing down a dusty Afghan road,
the ice in his glass of Scotch rattling with every bump along the way. He’s
just demonstrated a new secret missile for U.S. commanders (why would they do
this in a war zone?) and is yukking it up with the troops when bombs detonate
all around. He has his first shock of recognition: His own company manufactured
the shell that lands nearby, shredding his GQ
suit and blowing him into the dust. Maybe Downey
relates to Stark personally. Like him, he’s a 40-something high-flyer
undergoing a sea change. Downey
seems to have beaten his drug addiction. Stark learns there is more to life
than destroying it.
A
sneaky streak of subversion runs through parts of Iron Man, which validates America’s
mission in Afghanistan
and supports the troops while taking the air out of the tires of the
military-industrial complex that profits from the enterprise. Before his change
of heart, Stark was a blowhard super-patriot, “ensuring freedom” by devising
and selling smarter bombs. An irresponsible wastrel, he had the redeeming
feature of being a hands-on inventor of the tools of his trade. His skills
helped him build the original bulletproof Iron Man suit while captive in an
Afghan cave. The clanking contraption allows him to mow down the Al Qaeda
stand-ins and escape.
On
returning home he announces at a press conference that he “has more to offer
the world than making the weapons that will blow it up,” but is quickly
undermined by rapacious industrialists. His corporate board not only wants to continue
Stark Industries’ profitable relationship with the U.S.
military, but has found new customers in the terrorists America is
fighting. This makes Tony Stark mad. Very mad.
Favreau
keeps the tone light; there are many funny moments, but also long stretches of
glibness. Written by a half-dozen authors working at different times with
different agendas, the screenplay is a mess held together on the thread of
indifferently filmed action scenes. Iron
Man is as aware as any astute cable news viewer that everything reported
has been given a certain spin. At the same time, the plot is littered with
irritating clichs, including the familiar, jovial African-American sidekick
and even the “good native” in Afghanistan
who for no good reason gives up his life to save the white man.
Special
effects? The computer icons that come alive as three-dimensional holograms in
Stark’s basement workshop are cool, but the sleeker Iron Man costume he devises
down there to battle the evildoers isn’t especially impressive in flight. The
aerial antics are reminiscent of an amusing Disney movie from the early-’90s, The Rocketeer, except not nearly as well
executed. The technology of computer imaging is no substitute for cinematic
imagination. Just because you can do it doesn’t mean it looks good!
Oh, right, the cast also features Gwyneth Paltrow. She plays Stark’s
personal assistant with a lack of enthusiasm buoyed only by her big paycheck at
the end of the deal. Let’s hope Marvel does better work with the latest remake
of
The Hulk, due in theaters later
this summer.
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