Out on Blu-ray/DVD
For the week of 02/08 - 02/14/11 (Ratings Out of Four Stars.)
(2010)
*1/2 (C-)
Directed by Wes Craven
Starring Max Thieriot, Emily Meade, John Magaro, Zena Grey, Nick Lashaway, Denzel Whitaker, Paulina Olszynski, Jeremy Chu, Raul Esparza, Shareeka Epps
Universal//Rated R//Horror//108 minutes
Available on: DVD and Blu-ray
Twenty-five years after
his groundbreaking Nightmare on Elm
Street, Wes Craven returns to the teen slasher genre. The film presents us
with "The Ripper," a serial killer possessed by a demon that could be
linked to any of seven local children born in the minutes immediately following
the serial killer's death. As the seven teens, approach their 16th birthdays in
the small town of Riverton, they fear that the Ripper will possess one of them.
The group, a darker version of the Archie comic-book gang, is composed of a
jock (Nick Lashaway), popular but mean Brittany (Paulina Olszynski), religious
zealot Penelope (Zena Grey), blind Jerome (Denzel Whitaker), superstitious Jay
(Jeremy Chu), outcast Bug (Max Thieriot) and Bug's best friend Alex (John
Magaro). Meaningless backstories consume much of the film, while a Native
American legend, claiming the California Condor carries the souls of those it
consumes, is thrown in to little effect. Craven leads viewers down blind alleys
riddled with logic inconsistencies and fails to frighten us with poorly
arranged killing scenes that are sometimes, unintentionally funny. The final
insult is delivered by ineffectual, post-production 3D that leaves us hoping
Wes Craven's soul will be made to answer for this dud. DVD or Blu-ray features:
Director commentary with actors Max Thierot, John Magaro and Emily Meade, Alternate
Opening, Alternate Endings, Deleted and Extended Scenes, English, French or
Spanish language tracks, widescreen.
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2
(2010)
* * (C)
Directed by Tod Williams
Starring Brian Boland, Sprague Grayden, Katie Featherston, Micah Sloat
Paramount//Rated R or Unrated//Horror//91 minutes
Available on: DVD and Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack
Paranormal Activity and its sequel are inexpensive films shot largely on low-resolution
home video cameras and blue-toned surveillance systems. Unlike the first film,
the sequel requires us to wait a long time for something noteworthy to happen.
In the first film, Katie (Katie Featherston) claimed a demonic presence gained
ever-increasing control over her as she slept. To disprove this, Katie's
boyfriend, Micah (Micah Sloat), set up a video camera in their bedroom and was
surprised when it captured frightening events. Chapter two is set in the home
of Katie's sister, Kristi Rey (Sprague Grayden), where Kristi's husband Daniel
(Brian Boland), has security cameras installed throughout the house. The
surveillance footage is mixed with that of handheld video cameras that record
the couple's lives. Each night the camera records the home's common areas and
Hunter's room where the family German shepherd, Abby, stands guard. Following
75 minutes of unspectacular footage, Daniel's teen daughter concludes that evil
forces have come for Hunter, the first male born into Kristi's family in nearly
a century. The notion that an upscale, somewhat featureless suburban home, is
targeted by malevolent spirits, is creepy, but the film's clever ending doesn't
make up for 90 minutes of missing terror. DVD features: Director's Cut,
English, French or Spanish language tracks, widescreen. Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack
features same plus: Film on both DVD and Blu-ray, Digital Copy.
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE
(2010)
* 1/2 (C)
Directed by Steven R. Monroe
Starring Sarah Butler, Jeff Branson, Daniel Franzese, Rodney Eastman, Chad Lindberg, Andrew Howard
Anchor Bay//Rated R or Unrated//Horror//108 minutes
Available on: DVD and Blu-ray
This example of
exploitation cinema seems calculated to attract both rape and revenge
enthusiasts. Its twisted perspective aside, the film is well acted and will
make the hair stand up on the back of your neck. While on a writing retreat in
the Louisiana backwoods, pretty novelist Jennifer (Sarah Butler) is terrorized
and raped by four local rednecks and a corrupt sheriff. She fakes her death,
and returns to the scene of the crime to brutally exact her revenge. Though
qualifying as torture porn, Jennifer's revenge killings are creative, can be
poetic and are sometimes amusing. A remake of the 1978 film by Meir Zarchi
(whose original version is being simultaneously released on Blu-ray), we can't
help thinking that both we and this fine cast, should be spending our time
doing something worthwhile. DVD or Blu-ray features: filmmakers commentary
track, behind-the-scenes featurette, original theatrical teaser and trailer,
deleted scenes, English language tracks, widescreen. Blu-ray exclusive: all-new
interview with Meir Zarchi about the making of his infamous cinematic landmark.
IT'S KIND OF A FUNNY STORY
(2010)
* * (C)
Directed By: Ryan Fleck , Anna Boden
Starring Zach Galifianakis, Viola Davis, Keir Gilchrist, Emma Roberts, Zoe Kravitz
Universal//Rated PG-13//Drama//102 minutes
Available on: DVD and Blu-ray
This examination of
teen mental health and frustration, attempts to walk the line between poignancy
and humor. Adapted from the semi-autobiographical account by novelist Ned
Vizzini, we meet teen Craig Gilner (Keir Gilchrist), whose call to a suicide
hotline lands him in the Brooklyn's Argenon Hospital in the adult wing because
the youth ward is under renovation. Craig develops a crush on a pretty cutter
(Emma Roberts), and is advised in matters of love by his self-appointed mentor
(Zach Galifianakis), a middle-aged patient whose life is in tatters. Craig's
nervous breakdown is low stakes while Roberts's light-hearted take on her
character prevents us from feeling her pain. Galifianakis is a treasure of both
cautious optimism and despair, but he can't rescue this film from the jaws of a
television sitcom. DVD or Blu-ray features: Deleted Scenes, Outtakes, A Look
Inside It's Kind Of A Funny Story, NYC Premiere, English, French or Spanish language
tracks, widescreen.
TAMARA DREWE
(2010)
* *1/2 (B-)
Directed by Stephen Frears
Starring Gemma Arterton, Roger Allam, Bill Camp, Dominic Cooper, Luke Evans, Jessica Barden, Charlotte Christie, Tamsin Greig
Sony//Rated R//Comedy//111 minutes
Available on: DVD and Blu-ray
This cheeky Brit comedy
is based on a cheeky graphic novel purporting to update Thomas Hardy's Far From the Madding Crowd. Set in
Ewedown, a fictitious pastoral village in Dorset, England, attractive young
Tamara Drewe (Gemma Arterton) returns to sell the family home she's inherited.
During her years away in the big city, the neighbor's farm has become a
writer's retreat, run by a married, philandering author (Roger Allam) and his
long-suffering wife (Tamsin Greig). Tamara, attired as the latest version of
Elly May Clampett, seems to craved male attention, and soon enough she is
engaged in three different flings. A pair of bored schoolgirls (Jessica Barden
and Charlotte Christie) amuse themselves by manipulating the adults, but each character's
flaws are ultimately responsible for ensuring that they get their just deserts.
DVD or Blu-ray features: Commentary with Gemma Arterton and Luke Evans, Making
of featurette, Reconstructing Tamara Drewe, English or French language tracks,
Spanish subtitles, widescreen.
YOU AGAIN
(2010)
* 1/2 (C-)
Directed by Andy Fickman
Starring Kristen Bell, Odette Yustman, Sigourney Weaver, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kristin Chenoweth, Victor Garber, Betty White
Touchstone//Rated PG//Comedy//105 minutes
Available on: DVD and Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack
Having become a big
success at a PR firm, Marni (Bell) considers herself past her awkward high
school years. Then Marni learns her brother plans to marry Marni's high school
nemesis, Joanna (Yustman), and Marni decides she is going to prevent this
impending disaster. Marni's mother, Gail (Curtis), is aghast over Marni's
plans, but Gail's feelings change after Joanna's aunt Ramona (Weaver) arrives,
exposing Gail to her own high school rival. A talented female cast makes the most
of a hilarious, but thin premise that would have been better served by a
30-minute sitcom. DVD and Blu-ray extras include a short on Fickman's
filmmaking process, a spoof interview with members of the cast and a collection
of deleted scenes. DVD features: Following Fickman: On Set With Director Andy
Fickman, 3 Deleted Scenes, The Cast Answer Questions From Fans Asking for
Advice, Behind-the-Scenes Cast Interview Spoof, English, French or Spanish
language tracks, widescreen. Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack features same plus: Film on
both DVD and Blu-ray, 11 Deleted Scenes, Blooper Dance Party.
LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
(2010)
* * (C)
Directed by Greg Berlanti
Starring Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas, Christina Hendricks, Hayes MacArthur, Melissa McCarthy
Warner//Rated PG-13//Comedy//114 minutes
Available on: DVD and Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack
Holly and Messer (Heigl
and Duhamel) are unwed adults who inherit guardianship of a newborn orphaned by
the death of the same friends that cooked up the pair's disastrous blind date,
three years prior. Compelled by family court to jointly occupy a home with baby
Sophie, somewhere between midnight feedings and diaper changes, the pair's
mutual animosity turns to admiration. Two years of ups and downs are depicted
in montages that make the rough patches seem far cuter and much funnier than
parents will remember. DVD features: Deleted Scenes, English, French or Spanish
language tracks, letterbox widescreen. Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack features same
plus: A Survival Guide to Instant Parenting with Josh Duhamel, Katherine Heigl,
Will Sasso, Jessica St. Clair, Melissa McCarthy, Andrew Daly, Bill Brochtrup
and Ron Huebel, Katherine Heigl: Becoming the Best Mom Ever, Josh Duhamel: The
Triplet Tamer, includes Portuguese language track.
MIDDLE MEN
(2010)
* * * (B)
Directed by George Gallo
Starring Luke Wilson, Giovanni Ribisi, Gabriel Macht, Jacinda Barrett, Laura Ramsey, Terry Crews, Rade Serbedzija, Kevin Pollak, James Caan, Robert Forster
Paramount//Rated R//Comedy//112 minutes
Available on: DVD and Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack
Inspired by a true
story, Middle Men documents the rise
of porn on the fledgling 1995 Internet. Jack Harris (Wilson) is the financial
wizard behind the scheme, narrating the sordid events and personalities that
populate an empire built on Mob money. The idea springs from the addled minds
of former veterinarian Wayne Beering (Ribisi) and NASA technician Buck Dolby
(Macht). Their growing fortunes fuel the pair's fondness for stronger drugs
while Jack squanders his happy homelife on strippers and trying to placate porn
stars, scam artists, thugs, FBI agents and corrupt politicians. James Caan
turns up as a colorful lowlife while Jack tries to rescue Beering and Dolby
from the duo's escalating bouts of stupidity. DVD features: Deleted scenes,
Outtakes, Slap montage, English language tracks, Spanish or French subtitles,
widescreen. Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack features same plus: Film on both Blu-ray and
DVD.
FOR COLORED GIRLS
(2010)
* * (C)
Directed by Tyler Perry
Starring Janet Jackson, Anika Noni Rose, Whoopi Goldberg, Loretta Devine, Michael Ealy, Kimberly Elise, Omari Hardwick, Hill Harper, Thandie Newton, Phylicia Rashad, Kerry Washington, Macy Gray, Richard Lawson
Lionsgate//Rated R//Drama//134 minutes
Available on: DVD and Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack
Adapted from a 1975 play by Ntozake Shange, the original story was set in various cities hosting seven black women as they struggled with abuse, rape, cheating lovers and back alley abortions. The narrative consisted of 20 poems woven to create an interconnected tale. Perry's version expands the characters to nine women, eight of whom reside in the same Harlem apartment building. He adds dialog and drops the choreography. Reset to the present day, Perry inserts morality lessons and imposes his Christian worldview. Stiffly lensed, the production attempts to incorporate elements of the play with Perry's new strategies, but it fails to gel. DVD features: Span of the Rainbow: Interactive Documentary, Prism of Poems, Transformation: Movie Magic, Living Portraits, Music For Colored Girls, English language tracks, Spanish subtitles, widescreen. Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack features same plus: Film on both Blu-ray and DVD.



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