On the Border
10741 S. 27th St.
761-6440

Truly, it’s all about location. Try wedging a sawbuck into the underpants of the person in the adjoining pew, and you’ll likely end up getting upbraided, excommunicated and a job in Washington. Selfsame behavior at On the Border, however, will be much appreciated by the huge roster of lovely ladies performing each day at the newly renovated Franklin club.Opening daily at 11:30 a.m. (6 p.m. on Sunday), this reader favorite features touring adult superstars, a complimentary lunch buffet and specials for couples every Thursday night. (Brian Muilenburg)

Runners-up: Silk, Heart Breakers