Monday, April 12, 2010
Tropic of Capricorn-ucopia
The Scene: A novice
wine drinker scurries nervously down the aisle of a local wine store. He
studiously avoids eye contact with the "overly helpful" store
employees who hover like Eddie Bauer associates around a 2-for-$25 rack of mock
turtlenecks. All he wants is a bottle of wine that will simply taste good to
his uneducated palate. Ducking left out of the chardonnay aisle, he finds
himself staring at an array of multicolored bottles of red wine from Australia. He
exhales, looks left and right, snags a bottle of Rosemount Shiraz, tucks it
under his arm like John Riggins, and heads straight for the checkout...
Yes, yes


